COVER STORY
Tiffani Time Is the World’s Sexiest Travel Guide
Her hiking backpack isn’t complete without the essentials: a water bottle, a windbreaker and, of course, a strap-on
A longtime fan of the not-so-vanilla corner of the adult world, Tiffani Time debuted in the industry three years ago, and is now a rising kink star. In fact, on her OnlyFans bio,shepromises to serve as either “your kinky girlfriend or your worst temptation.”
But her oldest passion doesn’t involve latex or leather of any kind. Rather, it’s all about a totally different physical pursuit — backpacking. Recently, in an effort to show more sides of her personality, Tiffani opened a parallel OnlyFans profile where, instead of sharing kinky NSFW content, she posts SFW hiking guides, photos and videos from her backpacking travels around the world.
There are three different types of hikers.
There’s your camper hiker, who pulls up to a campsite with all their stuff and does a fun camp experience. Then, you have your day-trip hiker, who just goes on hikes for the day and goes back home. And finally, you have your backpacker who’s a bit more experienced and is used to packing enough supplies to survive outdoors for a night or however long they’re interested in hiking.
I’m a backpacker. It’s always been a passion for me. I grew up in Texas, swimming in creeks and playing on rope swings, and I’ve always lived my best life outside. I first picked up hiking when I was in my early 20s, and it’s something I’ve been doing for a long time.
So when OnlyFans TV came out, I thought it was a great opportunity for me to share my passion. There are tons of people who love to travel, and there are tons of people who love hiking — why not take them along for my hikes as their guide, explaining the distance, the trail, the difficulty, what you need to take with you, and so on?
Besides my show, I have an SFW OnlyFans profile where I share everything else about my hikes and journeys — pictures of me on all the different hikes that I take together with all the key information about them. I have so many travel photos that have lived on my phone for such a long time. I never really get to share these photos with many people other than my family or friends, so it’s been a great outlet.
Working in the adult industry full-time, I get to go hiking about once a month. But I always take advantage of work trips to go hiking as well. Say I have collabs to film or a studio shoot in California — I’ll go hike in a National Park while I’m there. For example, I recently went to the AVN House Party, which was in Los Angeles. So I booked a trip to go to Yosemite prior to that. I link hikes around almost every content trip, really — I spend four or five days doing that, then I’ll get my collabs in and finally go home.
I would like to explore filming more outdoorsy adult content. The outdoor content I have now is primarily just NSFW photos, because I feel like the way I like to film takes a lot of effort.
I have posted some epic NSFW hiking photos, though. Once, when I was in Italy, I put a strap-on in my bag, and I hiked that sucker all the way up the trail for miles. Once I got to the peak, I stripped completely naked, put the strap-on on and snapped a few pictures. It was freezing cold — hikers know that the weather is drastically different from when you start to where the end point is. My nips were super hard. Cold clouds started rolling in, and there was some sleet, but the awful weather conditions made for really fantastic photos.
My followers’ response to my new SFW travel profile has been an interesting mix. A lot of people came out of nowhere, and not from my NSFW page. Others were loyal and dedicated fans who decided to support me in this new endeavor. Of course, the messages are mixed — you get people who can really relate and say things like, “Oh, I’ve been there — that’s a phenomenal hike.” But then you also get the people that are uninterested in the actual journey of it all and just want to talk about sex.
Speaking of which, I get DMs asking to sell my sweaty sportswear all the time — sweaty socks, sweaty sports bras, etc. Sometimes, they’ll have requests like, “Can you hike in your underwear for two days and then send them to me?” And I’m like, “Alright guys, I have my limits. I’ll pose naked with a strap-on on an Italian peak, but I draw the line at my sweaty underwear!” — As told to Serena Tara
What a Handful!
Boobs of the Week
Here are the most titillating highlights from the last seven days…
A Bust of Brilliance
The internet was recently reminded about the existence of Pittsburgh’s (Tittsburgh’s?) extra-perky sphinx boobies. There’s four of them in all — one pear for each monumental statue guarding the Winter Mausoleum in Allegheny Cemetery. Almost 100 years and just as many East Coast winters later, the sphinxes (and their melons) are holding up beautifully. Someone please give me their sculptor’s number.
Killer Tits
The next time you wish for a pair of tatas to suffocate you, hold that thought and think of this baby, who got dangerously close to that reality. Obviously, no babies were actually harmed in the process, but still…
The Sixth Time Is the Charm!
Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Judge just admitted that she underwent her sixth boob job. After her fifth surgery, she had publicly vowed that she’d never get implants again. She claims, though, it was a medical emergency. “I had what was called an ‘animation deformity,’” she told her podcast co-host, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Teddi Mellencamp on the September 17th episode of Two Ts in a Pod. “I did it because I couldn’t wear low-cut shirts because I had a line, a crease that went through both sides of my boobs. So it started to look like I had two boobs on each side, if that makes sense. Like a double bubble on each side.”
Speaking of Boob Jobs
Not that long ago, Kylie Jenner took to Instagram to flaunt her curves in an itty-bitty pink bikini, making countless women wonder why their body doesn’t look like that. The reason is simple: They haven’t followed Kylie’s own instructions, previously shared via TikTok’s comment section: “445 cc, moderate profile, half under the muscle!!!!! Silicone!!!”
A Divine Sign
Do you also see Jessica Rabbit here, or…? — Serena Tara
MOST CERTAINLY Friends with Benefits
The Hilarious Subreddit That Asks: Were Those Naked Women Really Just Friends?
r/Sapphoandherfriend mocks the academics convinced that lesbians didn’t exist
Ancient Greek poet Sappho is the unwitting poster child for the erasure of lesbians in history. Although few of her poems survived, the ones that did are soaked in longing, horny stanzas dedicated to unnamed lovers. In one she literally wrote: “Sweet mother, I cannot weave — slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl.”
In fact, Sappho is now so canonically gay that the words “sapphic” and “lesbian” — named after the Greek island of Lesbos, where she lived — were coined in her honor. Better still, her story spawned the iconic subreddit r/Sapphoandherfriend.
All Hail Gay Memes
The subreddit posts vary in seriousness, but the “memes and satire” flare is filled with comedy gold:
- Jokes about your single aunt and her very close friend.
- An image of two naked women pressed up against each other in bed, alongside a historian’s theory that they were “friends sharing a bed as many women did away from home.” Sure!
- A screenshotted tweet in which @fairydreamys writes: “Emily Dickinson really wrote to Sue ‘I tore open your letter and licked the envelope’s seal for a lingering taste of you’ and historians thought they were just friends.”
These are all tongue-in-cheek jokes, but they underline the frustrating reality of how gay women have been chronically erased — including by the women themselves. Lesbians throughout history had their reputations ruined and kids taken away from them if they were outed, so when it comes to finding queer histories, sometimes you’ve gotta really dig.
Just Two Bros Sharing A ‘Double-Ender’
Since its creation in 2019, the r/Sapphoandherfriend subreddit has built a community of almost 400,000 “roommates,” or users who dunk on media erasure, share memes and even their own personal stories. These can be quick rants about families refusing to acknowledge their partners, or bigger conversations about the way we still stereotype what it means to be gay.
The subreddit isn’t just about lesbian erasure; you’ll see articles about gay penguins, social media videos of bros divorcing their wives and moving in together, as well as a now-iconic photo of Queen singer Freddie Mercury in a bed full of presumably naked guys, alongside the caption: “Freddie Mercury having a sleepover with some close friends. Circa 1980.”
There’s some pretty hilarious sexual innuendo, too. If you’ve ever wanted to see a photo of two guys sucking a double-ended pipe called the “double ender,” you’ve found the right place. — Jake Hall
FOR YOUR OTHER HEAD
Riddle Time
As always, it’ll help if you pull your mind out of the gutter
Soft and round, a tempting sight
I jiggle and bounce with all my might.
Grab me firmly, don’t be shy
What am I?
Scroll all the way to the end for the answer.
CALIGULA’S KID COUSIN
Messalina, History’s Horniest Empress
Let’s debunk a few myths about this so-called teen nympho
Few women throughout history have been shit-talked and slut-shamed more than Empress Messalina.
She has been called “the most dangerous woman in Rome.” Some have even asked if she’s a “teenage nymphomaniac or a smooth operator?” According to one Redditor, she “competed in a sex marathon with Rome’s foremost prostitute and came out on top,” only to be later executed for marrying her lover while her husband was away, making her a bigamist.
Historical sources claim that Messalina was a horny, calculating trouble-maker. But can we trust all that we read?
Messalina: The Facts
Because she was born literally millennia ago, Messalina’s bio has been tweaked a few times over.
What we know is that Messalina was born in Ancient Rome. She had two extremely powerful cousins: Emperor Nero, the debaucherous ruler who murdered his mom and two wives and also castrated and married his former slave boy; and Emperor Caligula, best known for demanding everyone treat him like a God, declaring war on the sea and incest.
Messalina became Empress when her husband Claudius ascended the throne, and she wasted no time in abusing her new power, sentencing guys who spurned her advances to death. Pretty much everyone seems to agree that Messalina was power-hungry, intelligent and ruthless when she needed to be.
But when it comes to the more salacious stories of her past, things get muddy.
Unpacking Ancient Beef
In 2011, scholar Kristen A. Hosack published Can One Believe the Ancient Sources That Describe Messalina?, in which she argues that the most expansive sources on Messalina were men, including Publius Cornelius Tacitus and Gaius Suetonius Tranquillius. Great names aside, these guys had beef with Messalina: Tacitus hated her husband and Suetonius was a notorious gossip (in fact, he was the guy who started the incest rumors about Caligula, which are thought to be bogus).
Unsurprisingly, Tacitus’ stories about Messalina make Claudius look like an idiot and Messalina like a deviant. His tales were steeped in morality, which explains his “teen nympho” characterization; by contrast, other historians have claimed Messalina used sex as a bargaining chip for political power.
Classicist Honor Cargill-Martin wrote an entire book reappraising Messalina’s legacy. If the rumors are true, Messalina was an undisputed top shagger, a woman so horny she could out-fuck Rome’s top sex worker. More likely, she was a woman fighting for power and status in a cut-throat world who used sex as one of the many tools in her arsenal.
Whatever you believe, there’s a strong case to be made for Messalina as among history’s most compelling women, and one whose reputation happened to be dragged through the mud by men clutching onto ancient beef. — Jake Hall
LaughTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
Five Hilariously Filthy Memes
A TWITTER BOP YOU SHOULD KNOW
Tease Frame
Say hello to @thebunni_ , who describes herself as a “professional brat.” She can be found both on X and OnlyFans.
A DIRTY JOKE FOR THE ROAD
The Last Laugh
Q: Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
A: Ken came in another box.
RIDDLE ANSWER
A peach — juicy and natural.
Closing CREDITs
The XXXtra Spicy newsletter is edited, written and curated by Serena Tara, with contributions from Jake Hall, Braden Bjella and Peter Rapine.